the mirror is a trigger and your mouth's a gun

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August 2011

July 2011

“I often say that everything I need to know I learned in Iowa.”

– Michele Bachmann (via figgymoonpowder)

my tumblr dash icons are now pokeballs

☮: How to spot a Republican →

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,…

rufustfirefly: Let’s get me out of this skirt.