the mirror is a trigger and your mouth's a gun

sarah. 23. student. writer. kindred spirit. connecticut born. living in detroit. favorite things: tea, music, sleeping during the day, detroit, community, the white stripes, sherlock, inception, m*a*s*h, the office, jerry trainor, narnia, pokemon, jack white, legend of zelda, a:tla, korean dramas, the beatles, bioware, and adventure time. and chopin. oh and also boys with funny names, like benedict cumberbatch and sufjan stevens and rufus wainwright.

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  1. simsgonewrong:

i just….how the fuck
simsgonewrong:

i just….how the fuck
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    simsgonewrong:

    i just….how the fuck

  2. simsgonewrong:

My sim was such a dedicated new father and wouldn’t put his gorgeous bonny baby down - bringing it to bed and even to the shower (wtf). Until he realised he had to go to work, at which point he got in the car and the baby snapped onto the pavement as though thrown through the window. The carpool left and the baby cried until the social worker came. When he came back from work his wants included “study parenting”. Too damn late!
simsgonewrong:

My sim was such a dedicated new father and wouldn’t put his gorgeous bonny baby down - bringing it to bed and even to the shower (wtf). Until he realised he had to go to work, at which point he got in the car and the baby snapped onto the pavement as though thrown through the window. The carpool left and the baby cried until the social worker came. When he came back from work his wants included “study parenting”. Too damn late!
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    simsgonewrong:

    My sim was such a dedicated new father and wouldn’t put his gorgeous bonny baby down - bringing it to bed and even to the shower (wtf). Until he realised he had to go to work, at which point he got in the car and the baby snapped onto the pavement as though thrown through the window. The carpool left and the baby cried until the social worker came. When he came back from work his wants included “study parenting”. Too damn late!


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  4. simsgonewrong:

Dogs… dogs everywhere…

    simsgonewrong:

    Dogs… dogs everywhere…

  5. Last night I got drunk and created a Sims family composed of the characters from Community. Here's a gallery that shows how the first couple of days went.

    dannypudi:

    LOL. This cracked me up. 

    THIS IS AMAZING

    (via mixologycertification)


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  7. simsgonewrong:

Mother and Son having a stare off. This went on for a good few Sim hours until the Son needed to use the little boy’s room.
simsgonewrong:

Mother and Son having a stare off. This went on for a good few Sim hours until the Son needed to use the little boy’s room.
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    Mother and Son having a stare off. This went on for a good few Sim hours until the Son needed to use the little boy’s room.

  8. simsgonewrong:

She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.
simsgonewrong:

She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.
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    simsgonewrong:

    She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.

  9. simsgonewrong:

One of the townies glitched out and was perma-stuck in his towel. So I made him into the Old Spice Guy.
simsgonewrong:

One of the townies glitched out and was perma-stuck in his towel. So I made him into the Old Spice Guy.
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    simsgonewrong:

    One of the townies glitched out and was perma-stuck in his towel.
    So I made him into the Old Spice Guy.